Kid Quote of the Week

Zane (handing me a plastic bowl with a rubber ducky inside): "Mama, here is some bessert (dessert) I made for you."

Me: "Wow! What is it?"

Zane: "It's a duck that I shot myself and then cooked."

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Phone Conversations - September 15

This morning Sabrina and Monique were in the living room and dining room respectively, holding their babies and talking to each other on their toy cell phones...

Sabrina: "Ring, ring, ring, ring. Monique your phone is ringing!"

Monique: "Hello?"

Sabrina: "Hi! How are you doing today?"

Monique: "Oh, I am doing just fine. I'm about to go to Wal-Mart."

Sabrina: "Would you like me to watch your kids for you?"

Monique: "Sure, that would be great!"

Sabrina: "Is there anything you need to tell me about them?"

Monique: "Well, one of them can't have milk."

Sabrina: "OK, which one?"

Monique: "John 3:16"

Sabrina: "So John 3:16 can't have milk. Anything else?"

Monique: "No that's all. See you soon!"

And a few minutes later (after Monique arrived at Sabrina's house) I heard this conversation...

Sabrina: "You know our grandmother broke her foot."

Monique: "Yes, she did."

Sabrina: "She fell off the roof and broke it."

Monique: "Well this baby was in my tummy just yesterday."

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